"Listen Paco, pull that face you do. The one where you look quintessentially English. No, no....not that one! You look like you did when we almost got caught at US customs with that consignment of Anusol. I swear Joe Public will guess you're half Flemiish half Eskimo. I bet this is the picture they choose for the Michael Parkinson fundraising page....." You're fooling no one boys. Lance said you've learnt nothing from him on your last trip down to Boro.
F1 fanatic, enjoy travel, interested in technology, photography - oh, and re-ignited interest in [road] cycling!