What a load of Bull! Lance, that's my older, less handsome, doped up to the 'high ball' (family joke) brother, tweeted last week to say that a Vet in leafy Northumberland had been burglarized. Apparently the Vet had heard there was an infamous "cycliste de dopage" in the area and concluded that he could only be after Bull Steriods to enhance his performance. Either that or worming tablets to assist the perennial Anusol in it's duties. Unfortunately for the bungling thief, the Vet in question was a small animal practice and as such the "B-Steriod" they purloined was for Budgies! When asked his opinion upon the performance enhancing benefits of said drug, the vet was heard to mutter something about - "all they'll end up with is a Small Pecker" and "they'll fit right in in France"!
There are no shortcuts for you or Mule-Boy - stay off the juice!
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