Stretch here, just thought I'd let our dear readers in on what the 'Bradford Boys' got up to on our first ride last weekend. So it was my first ride out with Paco and I could tell he was eager to teach this old dog a few tricks. Dream on Mule boy! So on our first climb of the day off he goes, all trousers and no action. I gave him a head start, whilst chatting to Anusol Man on the merits of chinz in post modern society, and then soon reeled him in. Then on the very next climb the doped up duo tried the old double act. I'm in front and all I hear is 'arrrgh I've fallen '. I turn round to find Mule Boy laid on the floor like an upturned turtle. I turn round to help, and off goes Anusol Man up Scout Memorial climb like the proverbial Rat up a drainpipe. Then Mule Boy jumps up and off he goes. Nice try boys! But you can't shit a shitter
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