Well-earned beer end of gruesome day 2

5/9/2013

me, Paul & Duncan enjoying a well-earned beer after cycling through miles in 35 deg heat!

Stretch Armstrong

5/9/2013 04:09:41 pm

Ronnie Biggs and the crew make it to France! Michael Parkinson won't see a penny of the loot. Looks like a holiday to me!

Enjoy the bierre and ride safe. Keep up the blog.

Stretch Armstrong

6/9/2013 04:24:03 am

Davide (French David),

Stretch here. Lance, my much older and less handsome, cheating brother, has just phoned to say that Specialized have issued a product recall on the Cobl-Gobl-R seat post - pronounced cobble gobbler for the uninitiated who don’t like to dress up in tight, stretchy, gaudy coloured outfits at the weekends and expose themselves to the unsuspecting public (hmmm – sounds very much like the Big Market on a Saturday night?). Apparently, the carbon fibre on your new seat post has been woven in such a way that on certain road surfaces, particularly continental Europe, the user (that’s you) may experience uncontrollable oscillations leading to catastrophic failure! Apparently the Specialized website provides a list of reputable proctologists (that’s an arse doctor to the laymen amongst us) and your nearest one, just in case you need him, is a Dr. A.R Sehole (common French name apparently). So have experienced any uncontrollable oscillations on your trip so far?

Anyway, keep on blogging – Michael Parkinson will be very proud of you.
Stretch.

Vic

6/9/2013 05:20:33 am

At least you are still smiling xx

Bobbie Lennox

6/9/2013 06:49:26 am

well done, keep it up:) you look fine day 3 will be a breeze, home straight now!!!

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