Stretch again, Chance Armstrong's faster brother. What you doing in Beruit? Thought this month's scam was New York. Was this the ransom picture they took? "Hey anu-man, give us a smile pretty boy. They pay us a lot for you! No? You rich! Paco the Mule told us". Where's the radiator they chained you to, just out of shot? Crazy fool. And you still got that shower cap with you!
A 40 mile Sportive-type organised cycle event through all 5 boroughs on New York City with 32,000 people taking part.