So there you are. Try to fool me and my dumb ass loser brother, Lance, by creating a whole new tab in the blog just for the 5 Boro's ride. Lance has just tweeted that he saw you cross the finishing line all in one piece. But you're fooling no one with this New York U.S. Of A shite. New York, Tyne and Wear more like, with a ride doown the A19 to Boro! I had Lance pose as that Lithuania taxi driver who picked you up from Middlesbrough train station this afternoon. Said you reeked of anusol and could hardly walk. Either way, well done for completing it! And don't forget to get that masseuse of yours to rub some deep heat on the bits that hurt !
A 40 mile Sportive-type organised cycle event through all 5 boroughs on New York City with 32,000 people taking part.