Stretch Armstrong
23/6/2015 02:49:30 pm
Stretch here, so you're back. Another year, another scam, claiming to collect dosh on behalf of Michael Parkinson! He never saw a penny from your last two escapades. Anyway, Lance and I have been a little quiet so far this year, cos old "uni-ball" had to go into hospital to have his remaining swinger removed. He decided he wanted to go with "metal of the moment " and replaced his old single with two shiny new titanium plums. Unfortunately, now when he walks he makes a sound somewhat reminiscent of that kids game in the 70s, "clackers" - two metal balls on a bit of string that you had to bang together. Sweet!
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