Tue, 23 Jun 2015

23/6/2015

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Hire bike for 4 days

Castella Capdepera, Mallorca

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Stretch Armstrong

23/6/2015 02:49:30 pm

Stretch here, so you're back. Another year, another scam, claiming to collect dosh on behalf of Michael Parkinson! He never saw a penny from your last two escapades. Anyway, Lance and I have been a little quiet so far this year, cos old "uni-ball" had to go into hospital to have his remaining swinger removed. He decided he wanted to go with "metal of the moment " and replaced his old single with two shiny new titanium plums. Unfortunately, now when he walks he makes a sound somewhat reminiscent of that kids game in the 70s, "clackers" - two metal balls on a bit of string that you had to bang together. Sweet!

Mallorca eh. A bit of altitude training for Anusol Man I see. Be very careful you don't succumb to the old Anusol Altitude Sickness, ASS. Nothing worse than a dose of the ASS. Also no mention of Paco the Mule on this trip. Although the idiot has been posing for selfies on your blog below, wearing some ludicrous fake beard. No one has a beard like that any more unless you want to get yourself arrested by French customs again whilst smuggling Anusol into mainland Europe. And you're fooling no one with this pretence of training in the sunshine of Mallorca. Everyone knows that Anusol is manufactured in a monastery in the. Mallorcan foothills. Surely you knew it was Spanish - even the name translates to "Sunny Arse"! Anyway enjoy the riding and say hello to nurse Gladys Emanuell - yes I know she's there with you administering your daily dose of Sunny Arse! Adios Amigo.

Tue, 23 Jun 2015

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